i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream” a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Kieren touching fingertips softly to the long, jagged wound down Simon’s back the day Simon decides to tell him about the treatment facility, and his father, and the way the ULA saved him, because he wants Kieren to understand why he was there in the graveyard to kill him.
But all Kieren takes away from the story is how significant it is that Simon didn’t.